A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WAVE AT HIM AND SAY HELLO. HE'S RATHER TAKEN BACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE WOULD KNOW HER FROM.
SO HE FINALLY WALKS OVER TO HER AND SAYS "PARDON ME, BUT DO YOU KNOW ME?"
TO WHICH SHE REPLIES "YES, I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY CHILDREN."
SHOCKED, HE NOW THINKS BACK YEARS AGO TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL AND SUDDENLY EXCLAIMS:
"MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I LAID ON THE POOL TABLE WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED MY ASS WITH WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK A CARROT UP MY BUTT?"
"WHY NO," SHE SAID CALMLY. "I'M YOUR SON'S MATH TEACHER."
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