Sunday, October 30, 2005

Scooter, stay off the carpet

I am taking a break from reading the comments about penis enlargement, payday loans, teens for cash, and the fantastic articles around the blog-world about the possibility of Karl joining his cohort Scooter in the big house (if that comes about).

In the meantime, here is something on research:

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the
kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where
she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and
masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more
attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up
his ass while he is on fire.

Further studies are expected.